❝ You almost left me at the gas station! ❞ ❝ Let me pop it, just let me pop it, nothing bad will happen, I swear! ❞ ❝ You are literally the child we both want/neither of us want. ❝ Have you seen my earrings/necklace/rings? ❞ ❝ How about we just never mention this again? ❞ The song and dance should NOT have gotten you that embarrassed. ❝ All I was doing was helping the barista learn to spell my name properly. ❝ I installed a stripper pole while you were gone because it made me think of you. ❝ I know you’re scared of my mother but contemplating arson isn’t the way to fix this. ❞ ❝ You snuggling me over an open flame is an invitation for my nipples to disappear. ❝ I don’t want to file taxes, why don’t you be the adult? ❞
❝ I can feel you staring at me, why don’t you just come in? ❞ ❝ Only you could make the idea of beating up already dead meat sound attractive. I have a narrow focus, unlike some people. ❝ I don’t go shopping I get and retrieve. ❝ My underwear are now bright pink because of you, thank you very much. ❝ Whiskey is a breakfast staple, anyone who says otherwise is fucking lying. ❝ How about this, how about you fight the rest of the cereal by yourself and I’ll courageously make pancakes for those of us who want a little warmth in our mornings. ❞
❝ Did you just throw a sock ball at me!? ❞ ❝ Since I’m up, by default I will get your _. ❝ You actual shit, you started without me!? ❞
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